"Do Not Discard!"

Join this bionic grandma in her battle against "the wrinkled years."

"Do Not Discard!"
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Category: Accident

The Best Laid Plans Can End Up in a Ditch

I received an email from a friend our age. He wrote, “I had a plan for that day. I took my kitchen timer into the bathroom and set it for 35 minutes.  The time was 5:15 p.m. I wanted to be shaved and showered by 5:50 p.m. and I made that time. “I got dressed in my best Sunday going-to-church Read more…


GROWING MAMMOTH PUMPKINS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH

I FELL OFF PIG MOUNTAIN LAST NIGHT Flying through the air I wondered what I would break. At my age I’m supposed to be brittle.  My hands flew up as I went down heading for the grassy plain. And I remember wondering if my wrist would snap trying to break my fall. But it was a soft landing— head up, Read more…


HOW TO LOSE A FINGER WALKING FIDO

NOT ALL DOGS HAVE MANNERS Neighbors regularly see me walking my dog past their homes with my hands seemingly grabbing at air as I give him permission to lead or call him back to protect him from traffic.  “Why don’t you get one of those retractable leashes?” I’m asked. “I want to keep all my fingers,” I reply. Those leashes Read more…